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PATRICK STUMP IS LIKE AN ACTUAL CUTE LITTLE PUPPY LOST IN THE WOODS OR LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY WHO HASNT HAD HIS FIRST KISS AND TRIES TO BE COOL BY JOINING BANDS TO IMPRESS GIRLS AND HE KINDA STUTTERS AROUND GIRLS AND WHEN HE GETS NERVEOUS HE DOES THAT NERVEOUS AWKWARD SMIRK AND HE ALSO KINDA STANDS OUT IN THE CROWD BC HES SO AWFULLY PALE AND TINY. BUT REAL SHIT HAPPENS WHEN HE OPENS HIS MOUTH. PATRICK STUMP HAS A VOCAL RANGE OF GOD HOW MUCH. PATRICK STUMP IS PERFECT.